The "Big Dick" Toy Machine Gun
“American Boys, Attention—get at the breech of a Big Dick!” This is my rifle, this is my gun..."C'mon MOM!Jimmy's got a Big Dick!Mark's got a Big Dick!It's only three dollars!"GET ME A BIG...
View ArticleWater Wigs
An L.A. photographer got a bunch of bald men, hurled/dropped water balloons at/on them, and clicked away. Photographer Tim Tadder says:We used a laser and sound trigger to capture the right moments...
View ArticleThe Importance Of Type Kerning, Round 2
I'd like to see what “Fuckering” Lights look like. Via your local Big Lots.Previously: The Importance of Kerning, via Walmart. Via: reddit.com
View ArticleDisgusting Milk Ads
Also, political milk ads. I don't want a dairy council lecturing me. Via South Africa. Not the best Photoshop work either.I give FoxP2 (the Cape Town ad agency) credit for trying a different approach....
View ArticleSuper-Cool Dogs Wearing Sunglasses Video
Even if it is a Diesel ad. I generally roll my eyes at Diesel's stupid ads, particularly their recent stupid "Be Stupid" campaign. But this, this here, is cool. Sure, putting sunglasses on dogs isn't...
View ArticleHow To Advertise High Speed Internet
Friday Favorites is back, with a funny German commercial. Granted, technology has made this 2010 spot obsolete, but never mind.White people rapping continues to be, unfortunately, a very popular ad...
View ArticleFunniest GIF Of The Week
Two GIFs this week, both starring amazing dogs. Don't worry! I've seen another, longer version of this clip, and the puppy wasn't hurt. He/she got right up and went back at that stupid, evil ball....
View ArticleThe Most Demanding Personal Ad Ever (UPDATED)
Check him out, ladies. Flier taped inside a phone booth in Hell's Kitchen, New York City. It you're saying "TL;DR," you're really missing some classic prose.Some of the qualifications "Malik" demands...
View ArticleCelebrities On Russian Billboards (UPDATED)
Illegally. Angelina Jolie selling a local sauna; Ben Affleck pushing a dry cleaner. Plus six more. Update : Zach Braff responds to his ad. Note that Angie is missing a leg. James Bond says you should...
View ArticleNew McDonald's Lamb Burger Billboard In Australia
This may seriously damage your childhood. Last week, McDonald's rolled out their new Serious Lamb Burger™ in Australia and New Zealand (where McD's is known as "Maccas").From the press note:"The...
View ArticleTwo New Axe T&A Commercials
The women: perfect bodies. The men: not so much. UPDATE : plus a lame, Prince Harry-themed UK newspaper ad. I had hope last month when Axe released their entertaining "Susan Glenn" spot starring...
View ArticleIs This The Worst Rock Video Of All Time?
Yes. I remember watching this when it came it out in 1984, and laughing hysterically. Billy Squier was already, somehow, an MTV star thanks to his absolutely terrible song, "The Stroke," and other...
View ArticleMacabre 1969 Bike Safety Manual
Five dead boys, and one dead baby. But the two girls who get into horrible accidents only suffer severe injuries! #Sexism. "This type of accident is...the "Killing" type. Stupid, dead George. Aw,...
View ArticleWhy Doesn't Anybody Like Mr. W.?
OK—he throws sand in kids' faces, messes up women's hair, and knocks over tents But, he is the future. This classic commercial for power company Epuron GmbH won a gold lion at Cannes in 2007, three...
View Article"One Million Moms" Say Skittles Commercial Promotes Bestiality
In it, a young woman makes out with a “walrus.” A “walrus” named Bobby. I already reviewed this commercial last month, giving it a "meh." But, the Moms have given it one million tongue clucks. From...
View ArticleThis Is The Bathroom In A Oklahoma McDonald's
In the play area. Ronald is watching you, kids. Watching you pee-pee. In Tahlequah, Oklahoma, according to the redditor OP.It looks like Ronald is dropping a deuce himself. Via: reddit.com
View ArticleBreaking: HUGE News
I believe an editor at the “Philadelphia Inquirer” just fat-trolled New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. Via: jimromenesko.com
View Article"Hipster Doofuses" Mocked Hard On Huge Billboard
Hard, but not very well. In Minneapolis. It's an ad for a local eatery. (sigh) here's the copy:ATTENTION HIPSTER DOOFUSES: Sorry about that, but it’s not easy getting the attention of people who...
View ArticleMaru Makes His First Commercial
It, of course, involves boxes. Uniqlo wanted to raise awareness of, and drive traffic to, their new San Francisco store, opening October 5th.This is such a simple, smart way to do both—you get to...
View ArticleThe Most Beautiful Environmental Ads Ever Produced
These print ads for Greenpeace are amazing works of art. These ads for Greenpeace urging people to sign an online petition to save our seas won a Gold Lion at Cannes back in 2009. That's not...
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