Or, the most disgusting. Yum. Eww. YUM. EWW.

I'm So...TORN.

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I guess eating public bacon strips would be...risky, but FREE BACON.
You could, of course bring in your own bacon strip, but then you'd have to cook some bacon. Or, you could steal a piece from a diner, I guess.
For Rashers, in Toronto.