In Soviet Russia, machines worked you. With translations.
Translation: "Beware of buffers"
I don't want to see the next frame of this accident.
Translation: "Hide your hair"
Translation: "Do not open the lid of the thresher until the machine comes to a full stop"
Yeah, I think I'll pass on the thresher job.
Translation: "Do not remove belt drive with your foot"
This one seems like common sense.