I need a set of these to hand out, NOW, before I actually kill somebody. We'll proceed from lowest penalties to highest.
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Left—5.2?!? Are you kidding me? This is a 10, minimum. And I need versions for German and French tourists, too, fucking gits. Right—Run on the road or in a park, douchebag.
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Left—Let's see how carefree you are with a forearm shiver to the base of your neck. Right—I never pause for these morons. NEVER.
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Left—this is a major pedestrian traffic problem in NYC. Hot people—take cabs, dress in garbage bags, or stay home. Right—That's unfair to get mad at the dogs. Just punch the guy square on the button.
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Now we're getting to the felonies. Left—These are the guys I've come closet to seriously injuring. Right—9.2?!? This should be an 11. I've said something to these types of peoples many times.
