This was the 1970s — you and your ironic t-shirts will cower in fear.
Admit it ladies: you can't take your eyes off those fucking feathers.
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Even this doofy dork was bangin' em three at time. The key? 100% unnatural shirts.
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All three of these Arrow shirt studs — yes, even Bob — got more poontang than you.
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The only question left for you honey is: what position will we start in?
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