You’ve, uh, come a long way, uh, baby.
1964 ad.
"The fact is, a woman wasn't meant to change a flat tire."
No, she was meant to break her back bending over and staring at it, hoping it would fix itself.
Wifey, Is your face "a magnet alluring enough to draw him right home night after night?"
If not, either buy our soap, or chop your fucking telephone pole down.